I appear to have a troll already. How adorable. I'm kind of curious as to who it is, honestly; I can only think of three people I may have personally offended that badly, I'm on good terms with two of them these days, and if you're the third one, all I can say is that this is a long time to hold such a vague and ineffectual grudge.
In any case, keep reading! You're earning me money now, and I can delete comments that contribute nothing to the discussion. My blog, my banhammer. Thanks, ducks!